Spot the Warning Signs
Spot those signs and quickly remedy them with any of the OttLite Wellness Series lights.

the 80-page ticker
Symptom: FATIGUED, BURNING EYESHere it comes. Page 80 of that novel you’re reading rolls around and your pupils start an argument with your eyelids. Actually it’s more like a street fight otherwise known as an annoying tick. Your eyes are flickering more than that archaic light that’s causing it. Switch on the OttLite Wellness Series and use that old one for the utility bills. No one wants to see those anyway.

THE WINKER
Symptom: SORE, TIRED, BURNING OR ITCHING EYESYour eyes are tired. They burn. They itch. And now your uncontrollable winking is sending an inappropriate message to every person that passes by. You have 2 choices. Either endure the conga line of haymakers and face slaps headed your way or solve the problem with the OttLite Wellness Series. Your choice.

THE CRYER
Symptom: WATERY EYESWell, let’s see. Either you’re peeling onions like it’s nobody’s business, watching one tearjerker movie after another or you’re reading a novel in the dark. As far as we’re concerned, these watery eyes are the result of poor LED lighting and its unbalanced spectrum of color. The kind that is making your eye muscles work harder than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.

THE HEAD CRUSHER
Symptom: HEADACHETequila is happy. Finally it’s not being blamed for this kind of head crushing headache. Nope. This is something we like to refer to as the Reading Hangover. And the culprit is lighting that uses gigantic spikes and valleys of the color spectrum that puts your eyes on a roller coaster to Hangoverville. Take 1 OttLite and call us in the morning.

THE SQUINTER
Symptom: INCREASED SENSITIVITY TO LIGHTYou don’t understand what’s happening. Suddenly you’re like a vampire who wants to avoid light at all costs. Let us shed some on it for you. Your eyes are working overtime to fill in the gaps of wildly varying color wavelengths as they try to adjust to these. OttLite Wellness Series lamps are perfectly balanced and close to the spectral output of the sun. Just saying.

THE 50LB EYELID
Symptom: YOU CANNOT KEEP YOUR EYES OPENIt feels like two 300 lb. gorillas are swinging from eyelash to eyelash as you fight to keep them open. Here’s what we suggest. Succumb to these ocular primates and sleep on it. Whilst you slumber, dream of our healthy lighting that reduces eyestrain by 51% so your eyes are alert and vital so you can do more of what you love longer. When you wake, go buy one.

THE EAST WESTER
Symptom: EYES FACING OPPOSITE DIRECTIONSNot much you can do to remedy this. But look on the bright side. This could very well be your ticket to stardom in a traveling circus. And no you can’t fix this by having a friend hit you upside the head. You’ll also have the peripheral vision of a chameleon so there’s another feather in your cap.

THE JALEPENO POPPER
Symptom: BURNING, ITCHY EYESThis burning sensation is no bueno. It feels like a county-fair winning jumbo jalapeño’s juice was squeezed like a grapefruit right into your eyeball. But alas, such a scenario is ridiculous. Inferior LED lighting is what’s putting the squeeze on every one of the 200 million parts of your eye. Fear not. The Wellness Series will come to the rescue. Ole’!